Sorority Girl Bashing...

I'm sitting in Chemistry today trying to pay attention. That class is soooo boring, it takes way more effort to attempt to pay attention than it does to read the book. So my eyes are wandering around a little bit, looking at the pregnant girl next to me to see if she's popped yet, watching late people walk in etc. Theres a sorority girl that always sits in front of me with her dumb-as-a-board guy friend. He's your classic hip type that always sounds about like this "Doah, let's go get us some huntin' ya'll, uuuuuuuh." She's a highly unnatural shade of brown. Girls at my high school loved tanning beds, and looked unnatural, but this girl is just BROWN, if it weren't for her hair you would almost think she was indian. And she's already wrinkly. Anyway, she's wearing this sorority shirt that says:
"We didn't come to college to find out husbands...we came to find out bridesmaids." And then it had DZ at the bottom. So my reaction is hmmm I could think of so many things to add after that that would just make it bad. So here are a few of my favorites. Add some of your own in the comments.

We didn't come to college to find out husbands...we came to find out bridesmaids:

But our lives still revolve around marriage.

Husbands, yes, we intend to have at least 3.

The few of the girls that didn't sleep with our husbands first.